tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17482029.post1042087602437179359..comments2023-03-24T03:01:13.985-07:00Comments on Expat Focus Blog: Hotel ExpatUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17482029.post-91646134310107991322009-04-11T22:52:00.000-07:002009-04-11T22:52:00.000-07:00Another way to make sure that your guest don't sta...Another way to make sure that your guest don't stay to long is to turn off all the heating so your house is freezing cold. "can not afford the electricity bill" or to put your guest to hard work like mixing concrete or build walls. <BR/><BR/>If that does not scare them off take them to some really obscure destination without a beer or restaurant in site. Then refuse to stay at the hotel they suggest because it is too expensive even though it cost less than your last weeks drug supply. <BR/><BR/>Also constantly remind them of how hard your life as an expat is and that you as a holiday visitor is free to leave at any time! <BR/><BR/>Lets face it, most expats became expats for a reason and it was not because they they could not live without the friends they left behind. <BR/><BR/>So please continue to complain when the occasional visitor comes by trying to cheer you up in your self imposed exile ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com