"No BBC1 or BBC2?" asked Joe, desperately punching the buttons on the remote control, scrolling through the channels.
"No BBC3? Or 4?”
NO SATELLITE SIGNAL IS BEING RECEIVED advised the message on the otherwise blank screen.
"No news? No Match of the Day? No golf? No rugby?”
"All gone," I sighed. "I understand they've replaced the old Astra satellite, which means UK residents will get a better picture, but the footprint is smaller. Viewers in Spain and the rest of Europe won't get anything.”
"No darts, no tennis? No World Cup?" Joe slumped back on the cushions in despair...